Fabio and Stefan being pals ... Ariane with her back to the wall ... Richard calls Jeff Don Johnson and makes inappropriate comments about Leah's physique ...
Quickfire time ... holy crap, the guest judge is Grant Achatz<gush>!!! Tom Collichio or someone at Bravo has some major pull, Grant is a relative recluse given his prominence in American cuisine at the helm of Alinea, wow what a coup Bravo, Foodie KUDOS from G^2! Rock Star is an understatement for this guy, calling Grant a rockstar is like calling the Beattles a good band.
So the challenge is to cook something from a page out of the Top Chef cookbook, a differnt page is assigned to each knife drawn from the block. Using the book is a good way to put the contestants into the context of past Top Chef contestants, smart move. Ariane gets Dales Colorado Rack of Lamb recipe (a memorable one from two seasons ago), Jeff gets something from Howie and trips over his ego saying he could do the dish in 15 minutes, who is Melissa? -- Can she cook, she's flying under the radar, I don't even remember her from the ads or intro ... After 10 minutes of cooking, Padma and Grant interrupt and say that the rules just changed and everyone needs to prepare a delicious soup that is a re-interpretation of the recipe they are working with ... ouch, but Kudos again Bravo for making soup a yardstick in the competition, if you can cook soup well, ... well ... you can cook ... Padma is looking very moda ... SOUP? ... Fabio is incredulous "SOUP? U gotta be kiddin mee" ... Fabio is not only talented, but very entertaining and funny. Leah decides to do a chilled white asparagus soup even though she "hates, hates, hates" white asparagus ... Carla has to reinterpret oil poached shrimp, and says that "You can judge a chef by their soup", so true ... Jaime is growing on me, deconstructed falafel as a soup, and she would cook soup for the rest of her life if she could; agreed, soup is a dish made with love and definitely relies on the chef's inate knowledge of flavor and their palate to perfect it ...
Judging Quickfire ... Stefan, Thai green curry bisque with shrimp & scallop dumplings *yum*, Grant Achatz likes the aroma ... Ariane with the lamb & ratatouille, Grant comments that it might be overcooked, Arian rolls her eyes, a telltale sign that she doesn't really understand her own profession; you don't roll your eyes when one of the best chefs in the world offers constructive criticism unless you don't have the game to appreciate it ... Daniel goes rustic with Ham & Egg soup, gets props from Grant ... Daniel does something wacky with black beans, a stretch for soup ... Melissa misses the mark in "not a good way" ... Fabio stubs his toe but humbly takes the critique from Achatz ... Carla makes a successful soup, Grant likes it very much ... Leah rocks with the white asparagus ... Jamie's soup is incredible, texturally, regionally, and visually ... Daniel, Leah and Jamie are Grant's favorites ... Leah wins ... Leah's immunity is secure and her prize is choosing her team in the elimination challenge.
Elimination Challenge ... two teams, 7 chefs a side ... Leah, Stefan, Fabio, Radhika, Jaime, Hosea, Melissa ... chosen by Leah ... the top tier? HMM ... My choices at this point might have pulled in Alex, Carla, or Eugene over Melissa and Radhika, but a very strong group who should win. Challenge is cooking Thanksgiving Dinner for Foo Fighters, according to their Ryder ... Jeff emerges as the de facto leader on the apparent lesser team, displays some good management skills, but questions about his cooking linger ... Ariane will take on the turkey ... UH OH, the curveball is the cooking is all outdoors using toaster ovens and microwaves, no freezer, just one burner ... OUCH, that's tough, almost contrived how tough, maybe too contrived Bravo, what chef doesn't have a gas flame to work with at all times?
Team names are "Sexy Pants" and "Cougars" ... Ariane is not a Cougar, please get over yourself and just cook ... Stefan and Fabio have a real affinity, maybe to their detriment ... Eugene creates a makeshift grill for a pork roast, he is badass ... Jaime is cryin about Stefan, not sure if Stefan is so aloof or if Jaime is just the lesser chef ... Jeff is a good boss, still unsure about the cooking ... Alex is workmanlike .. Ariane is assertive about how to cook the turkey, her teammates are coaching her ... it's raining ... Fabio is hilarious, "I'm not going home cuz isssz rainin in my terra misu, der's no frickin way", he's so likable ... Daniel is really fighting the cooking equipement with his potatoes ... everyone rushes down to make sure they have the food ready for the Foo Fighters Crew ...
Time to Eat ... Foo Fighters ... to be honest, I've found the lead singer (Dave Grohl) to be a bit of an ass in the past, but all the guys are charismatic and funny on Top Chef, good PR ... Eugene's pork looks really good ... Grant - "Sometimes its just good to execute the classics the way they are supposed to be done" ... Daniel's Potatoes are not cooked through ... Ariane's Turkey redeems her, probably safe for one more week ... Jaime's vegan stuffing is a hit ... more focus on The Cougar's entrees, maybe they are in trouble in this area, but Ariane wins the turkey battle ... Sexy Pants desserts are superious ... pumpkin tira misu is a hit, thanks to Fabio ... Losers get to clear down while the winners get to watch the Foo Fighters show ... Richards s'mores look like "someone spit on mine" per the Foo Fighters, double OUCH ... Jeff's "barf-fay" is not a hit ... Daniel's performance in the quickfire probably secure's him for another week ... one Foo is honest about not being a dessert guy, that resonates with me ... Team Sexy Pants wins, Cougars clear down.
Random rant this week ... I'll leave the real money whores of OC out this week ... electrolux and Kelly Ripa annoy me, Kelly much more so.
Concert time ... Leah is getting cozy with Fabio now, maybe she is the alliance builder, but she apparently can cook too. Eugene is pissed, an inch closer to punching a locker me thinks ... Richard is worried about the team throwing each other under the bus ...
Judges Table ...
Jeff whines about the curveballs, but both teams had the same conditions and rain falling on them (Collichio, tough but fair) ... Richard is cordial about honoring Jeff's leadership skills, Jeff still cooked 2-3 bad things ... Ariane is the confirmed champ of the turkey, Grant is appreciative ... Jeff's spoonbread stuffing didn't work, dry ... Daniel is honest about the potatoes sucking, but his explanation is defenseless, he shouldn't have served the potatoes ... Carla doesn't execute but has a good concept ... Jeff's pumpking mousse and Richard's s'mores are failed concepts per Grant Achatz, let alone execution ... "spit on a plate" is how Gail describes Richard's dessert, Richard is despondant, what a brutal comment ... Jeff "across the board, his dishes were not very good" (Collichio) ... Jeff is probably safe due to his leadership qualities, Grant concurs ... Grant hated the s'mores, "conceptually it was a mess" ... Richard has to go home, "spit" is not an adjective you want to hear, but no one spit out the food like last week so you never know ...
Side note ... Calaphalon has to be crying over how much they spent on advertising spots for this show, everyone bitched about the crappy cooking facilities which prominently featured the calphalon toaster ovens ... next time, make the ad buy contingent upon approval of the feature in the show, or just donate, get the PR, and don't do the ad buy ...
Judgement ... Eugene, safe with a solid pork dish and with his ingenuity, Alex safe, Carla safe, Ariane safe ....... Richard, Jeff, Daniel, on the chopping block ... Daniel scolded again ... Jeff, "you bit off too much" ... Richard, "s'mores were dissappointing" ... bye Richard ... Richard is so despondant, crying, weeping, near wailing ... holy crap, what a whiner ... sorry, but Richard's inner queen was a little too dramatic for this food blogger.



